The One Man Show

As the year is drawing to a close and with a new one just entering the door, what better time to go over all 30 NBA teams' New Years' Resolutions! Atlanta Hawks: To search the Italian League through and through in order to find someone named Luigi. After having found said player, the Hawks will sign him to a contract. Simply for the hilraity provided with having both Mario and Luigi riding the bench for the team. Boston Celtics: To have a special agent break both of Kobe's legs and assasinate Pau Gasol. Once that task is done all the Celtics have to do is hope the Warriors don't somehow squeeze into the playoffs and then the NBA finals. Charlotte Bobcats: Have Boris Diaw and Michael Jordan undergo a surgery that would take Jordan's heart, talent and killer instinct and implant in Diaw's body. If this operation is a success, the 'Cats would have a 25% chance to go 35-47. In the East, that's good enough for the 3rd seed... right? Chicago Bulls: Make sure t...

Time for something serious today, underlying racism in sports. As I assume most of you have probably read already, Jacques Rogge head boss of the Olympics complained about Usain Bolt having a lack of respect for his rivals : "However, he still has to mature. He is a young man but he should show more respect for his rivals. That would be more in the spirit of the Olympic ideal. "He should shake hands with them after the finish line. However, he is only 21 and he will learn. I have no problems with his showboating (prior to the race) but a shake of the hand or a tap on the shoulder immediately after the race would be a good gesture. "It would be good not to have a repeat of the 'catch me if you can' gesture," added Rogge, He also tried to give him a compliment at the same time to try and take away some of the negativity from his comments. By itself, these comments would not irritate me in the least. However because it is the Olympics and comparisons between Ph...

Now we've all by now seen Chris Bosh's video to get himself voted in the all star game. Personally, I think it is fucking hilarious and I've voted for him. I was going to vote for him either, way I am a CB4 fan and showing his personality is always a plus. God knows the NBA needs some goofy, harmless guys at this point. By the way I can picture Jamaal Tinsely trying to get our votes, but he would probably go one by one and threaten to shoot us if we didn't vote for him. I'd also like to note that Skip Bayless is a little pansy for criticizing Bosh because he made the video. I just think that Skip probably took it from his dad once and that made him lose his ability to understand "humor". Note to skip Bayless: Go fuck yourself. Now having said that I think the video is awesome and funny. Let us try and figure out if Chris Bosh is an all star starter, talent wise. To first do that we need to figure out who the starting Power Fowards are for the 15 teams in t...